He’s BAAAAAAAAAACK! (screams)

It seems that our “dear president” has decided to follow us here. And no I don’t just mean to Singapore, he is at the hotel A BLOCK AWAY FROM US!!!!! (more screams). We are told from our reliable sources (a.k.a. all the news stations here) that he is here to have a peace meeting with Kim Jong Un. I personally think there will be a meeting, but I’m not sure how peaceful it will be. Every day now we are having to go through police checks of the bus and our cars. also that caused quite a dilemma when the food we ordered to be delivered couldn’t come into the secure zone, which is reasonable, except for the fact that there was a way to get around the secure zone to our house!!! on the day of the actual summit there was a huge, heavily protected parade of all the cars in the presidential motorcade, which would of been fine if it was a 6 am or 10 am, but no, they had it at 8:00. See any problems with this? Litterally  everyone on their way to work had to wait for it to go by. Also I was 20 minutes late for school. I know you guys were relived when he left but sorry, we gotta send him back.